Allow me to introduce myself—I'm Shahzar Khan, and I'm on a mission to revolutionize the fishing gear industry with Happy View Outdoor Products. But I can't do it alone! I need your help to make our products top-notch.

Are you up for being part of our testing team? Your valuable feedback will be instrumental in refining our fishing gear and making it the best it can be.

Let's collaborate for better fishing experiences!

Best regards,

Shahzar Khan

Happy View Outdoor Products

shahzar@thorforce.net

Posted Fri Jul 28, 2023 12:49 am

Posted Wed Nov 01, 2023 2:26 pm



How did you get this job?
I got caught shop lifting a bra at target.
You’re getting a raise.



After the seal you’ll see a blow hole. After the second time it’s over.



You can pan around and zoom in all on your own.
I’m not in the mood to video edit.



It looks like a pilot whale to me.

Posted Mon Nov 06, 2023 3:42 pm



Look who shows up.



I pulled out my wallet. I dug in my pocket and pulled out a knot of cash.

I’m using an ultralight with 6 pound mono.




This is an 11 foot rod with 15 pound mono and a 20 pound fish caught from the surf.
He has a 6 foot rod with 30 pound braid. Perfect for the jetty.
He can dead stick bait at the bank with no issues.
He needs a sand spike and waders. He has a physical life altering set back.
He fell in at 3 feet of water and got wet. The walk back to the car he now got sick.



Let me show you what to do.



I’m a long range fisherman on head boats. I pay top dollar.
A pot head with a double header.

Posted Wed Nov 08, 2023 7:56 am

The truth is we already did.
The problem we’re up against.
Not everyone is on the same page.



You need wheels and telescopic legs. Lock the legs. It already crawls and neels.
You need a 360 degree angle with zoom and night vision. It needs warning sensor(s)
CO2 and so on. Into all but some should have a drone feature. It can pick up and
fly at any time. The props are prone to break. They can work hand in hand. The
Robotics team.



The mentoring is tricky. 10 years passed and it is NOT NEW!! It is DIFFERENT!!
What you’re doing is monitoring the behavior of the proby. You can NOT have
him adjust to someone’s work that has 10 years in the field. Where he left off
in his technical training. That’s where you continue. If he gets stuck. Which the
newbie tech definitely will. The head tech will make it work YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!!
Some questions will need to be asked for the reason.certain commands have changed
with the software he is using. If the tech show arrogance or is pompous. This is
you warning signal.
Am I training Steve Jobs or Timothy McVeigh.
What the proby is doing. You have done repeatedly and preparing the newbie
for when you retire. The truth is you never retir3. Once a season you need to
show your ugly tired retired azz face.

I always set up the first machine and leave it running after putting all of the
work on the computer together. After that I have someone else set up another
machine with the work(i) did. When it first starts. The machine ALWAYS needs
to be adjusted. Now I’m aware of the techs trouble shooting skills and most
important the operator’s DEMEANOR.

Now get lost you morbid mother luvers!!

Posted Thu Nov 09, 2023 8:05 am

That robotic dog reminds me of my fishing rods. It’s ridiculous!

It walks in with a gas that suffocates the flames and is environmentally
acceptable under the conditions.

Posted Thu Nov 09, 2023 5:31 pm

I would watch this. It was pretty good.









Some kraut walks in. He thinks he’s gods gift to the world.
How did the fire start?
Some pot head fell a sleep with a joint in his hand.

Posted Thu Nov 09, 2023 5:41 pm




https://www.flippallot.com/about-flip-pallot





You never got the three of them together.





He didn’t have a flag and even with my Costas on he looked like flotsam
passing along. As the bubbles popped up. It looked like bait. I put out a
perfect cast with my sabiki. It went directly over him and I bounced back
again directly over him. After the second cast I immediately figured it out.




As the area was teaming with life . . . .

Posted Fri Nov 10, 2023 11:21 am

I handed you a check. There’s the bank.There’s the check cashing place.
Hector at the bar cashes your husbands check.

https://www.etsy.com/se-en/listing/1189479057/direct-deposit-authorization-form-2023

I opened up an account from my iPad and scanned the check.



He emailed me the donkey form and I signed it, I never left my house,
My retirement, my pension.

https://www.schwab.com/brokerage?src=SEM&ef_id=EAIaIQobChMItIOHscrBggMVZCezAB3g6QgwEAAYASAAEgJJivD_BwE:G:s&s_kwcid=AL!5158!3!565769546064!e!!g!!investment%20account!168639140!33749423222&keywordid=kwd-24820980&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMItIOHscrBggMVZCezAB3g6QgwEAAYASAAEgJJivD_BwE

Posted Mon Nov 13, 2023 1:16 pm



The holidays are here.



That’s it, it’s on.

Posted Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:43 am

Posted Tue Nov 14, 2023 3:44 pm



I sent this to your house.





Your kid was born. This is what I gave you as a gift.

Posted Wed Nov 15, 2023 3:34 pm

Welcome to Broom County.

Look who Gucci hires as there designers?!?!.










What am I doing here?

Posted Fri Nov 17, 2023 8:43 am




You see the sarg. He hit the buck with a bow.
His kid wasn't a teenager when he hit the bear with a rifle.
The kid doesn’t behave. I goto the house and I spank him.
I don’t take no ch!t from no one.




Halo

Posted Sat Nov 18, 2023 5:06 pm

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